var quotes = new Array;

quotes.push("Isn't it about time?");
quotes.push("Why the hell not?");
quotes.push("Work only becomes work when you'd rather be doing something else");
quotes.push("etc.");
quotes.push("Somewhere close to nowhere... that might be near to here");
quotes.push("^_^");
quotes.push("o_0");
quotes.push("Sweet fucking lord! A blogging spot...");
quotes.push("Voilą!");
quotes.push("I know kung fu...");
quotes.push("I pray that our Heavenly Father will assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly as sacrifice upon the alter of freedom.");
quotes.push("Yes, I can fix your computer...<br>How about you? Good luck!");
quotes.push("Girls need a reason to have sex; Guys just need a place...");
quotes.push("&ldquo;N'importe quoi!&rdquo;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&mdash;&nbsp;Julio Quintero");
quotes.push("Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.");
quotes.push("I'm still an atheist, thank God.<br> Luis Bunuel (1900 - 1983)");
quotes.push("If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice. ");
quotes.push("Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.");
quotes.push("The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.<br>- Brilliant Observation by Bill Gates himself...");
quotes.push("A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.");
quotes.push("All science is either physics or stamp collecting.");
quotes.push("Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything. ");
quotes.push("There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.");
quotes.push("We ain't found shit!");
quotes.push("The (detector) Noise is so great, one cannot hear God thunder.");

document.write(quotes[(Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length))]);